Everybody needs a little "Hooch!" now and then; so refreshing, and oh-so tasty. Another cool and stylish hip flask that tells the real story in the warning label. Drink with style...
The label reads:
Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are. Drinking "Hooch!" has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools. May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility. May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions. Drinking "Hooch!" may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke and ass-whooping or two. Drinking "Hooch!" does NOT give you any special powers. Persons drinking "Hooch!" CANNOT fly or read peoples minds. Gambling while drinking "Hooch!" is not recommended. Does not cure baldness, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions. The makers of "Hooch!" are not responsible for any dumb-ass decisions or actions you might take after drinking this product. Always drink responsibly."
Original art on a stainless steel hip flask. No copies, no bland or generic images; all original designs, drawn and created in our studio. How cool is that?
Created by the artists, Trixie & Milo. These flasks are slim enough to fit in your hip pocket or purse, and stylish enough to show to all your friends! Makes an awesome gift for weddings, bridesmaids, groomsmen, or just birthdays, anniversaries, or the holidays. A perfect fashion accessory!
Quality is our highest priority. All our designs are printed on a high quality vinyl label that is completely water proof (and alcohol proof). Each label is laminated under a high-gloss finish that will protect and enhance the image. These images are NOT made with paper, or modge podge.
Check out these features:
High quality stainless steel construction.
Attached screw down cap.
Measurements; 3.75" x 5.75"
Holds 8 oz. of fluid (yummie!)
Image is protected by several layers of high gloss laminate. This means it will last a long time!
Ships in a handy gift box, perfect for wrapping and ready to gift.
To clean, just wipe it down with a damp cloth & dry. Not dishwasher safe.
P.S. Actual alcohol is NOT included (sorry). You must provide your own beverage. This is for the flask only...